The Interviewer Quotes in What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)
The Interviewer Quotes:
The Interviewer: Woody, since the story is a bit difficult to follow, would you mind giving the audience and myself a brief rundown on what's gone on so far?
Woody Allen: [casually] No.
The Interviewer: Do you see yourself as a tourist or a participant?
The Unmarried Mother: I've excelled in advanced physics, biology and astronomy. A tourist is someone who travels across the ocean only to be photographed sitting next to their boat. I have no intention of being a tourist.
The Interviewer: Hello, Seymour Polatkin? Polatkin. That's a very interesting name, where does it come from?
Seymour Polatkin: It's Russian.
The Interviewer: Yes, I know that, where does it really come from?
Seymour Polatkin: Well, I'd tell you but I don't want to get into a long and detailed discussion about colonialism and the missionary position.
The Interviewer: That's amusing.
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