The Interviewer Quotes in What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966)

The Interviewer: Woody, since the story is a bit difficult to follow, would you mind giving the audience and myself a brief rundown on what's gone on so far?

Woody Allen: [casually] No.

The Interviewer: Do you see yourself as a tourist or a participant?

The Unmarried Mother: I've excelled in advanced physics, biology and astronomy. A tourist is someone who travels across the ocean only to be photographed sitting next to their boat. I have no intention of being a tourist.

The Interviewer: Hello, Seymour Polatkin? Polatkin. That's a very interesting name, where does it come from?

Seymour Polatkin: It's Russian.

The Interviewer: Yes, I know that, where does it really come from?

Seymour Polatkin: Well, I'd tell you but I don't want to get into a long and detailed discussion about colonialism and the missionary position.

The Interviewer: That's amusing.