Sen. Issel Quotes in Head Office (1985)
Sen. Issel Quotes:
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Reporter #1: You're related to Senator Issel, is that right? Am I correct?
Sen. Issel: [watching it on the TV] No.
Jack Issel: Yes, I am.
Sen. Issel: Son of a bitch!
Jack Issel: I'm his son.
Sen. Issel: Lying goddamn bastard!
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Bob Nixon: We have a very *nasty* terrorist problem in San Marcos, don't we, Senator?
Sen. Issel: Mm-hmm.
Scott Dantley: If the army had the guns, we just might be able to stop the killing.
Pete Helmes: It's a bitch of a problem, isn't it, Jack?
Jack Issel: Well, actually, I've been reading that it's the *army* that's doing most of the killing.
Bob Nixon: Ha.
Sen. Issel: Jack, the army has been busting its ass to eliminate the murder and the torture and the human rights violations down there.
Scott Dantley: Left-wing terrorists fire-bombed our 26th Mr. Chicken franchise just yesterday.
Pete Helmes: The Marxists are denying the people of Latin America their right to eat Mr. Chicken. And, they're denying Mr. Chicken his human right to franchise and make a profit.
Scott Dantley: Well, I sure as hell don't want some made-in-Moscow Mr. Cabbage Roll shoved down my throat against my will.
Bob Nixon: Absolutely. Those peasants deserve the dignity and human right to eat Mr. Chicken when and where they please.
Pete Helmes: And Jack, when that right is threatened in the Western Hemisphere, it becomes a national security issue for the United States of America. We're talking of the very survival of the entire concept of internationally franchised chicken, Jack! You've got work to do.
-- Sen. Issel
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