Santo Ravallo Quotes in Wise Guys (1986)

Santo Ravallo: [New Shoes is clipping the Fixer's toenails. It hits Santo in the eyebrow] Hey, watch out, willya?

Joey 'New Shoes' Siclione: Why the hell do I always have to do this?

Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: You know damn well I can't do it myself!

Joey 'New Shoes' Siclione: Does Mrs. Fixer do it for you at home, Frankie?

Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: None of your business! Why don't we just go over there and waste 'em?

Joey 'New Shoes' Siclione: We're not supposed to do nothin' until Mr. Costelo says so!

Santo Ravallo: [Picks up a large white item] This is the strangest pillow case I've ever seen.

Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: IT'S MY UNDERWEAR, ASSHOLE!

Santo Ravallo: Hey Harry, what happened to your face?

Harry Valentini: What, this? This happens to be a tropical tan.

Santo Ravallo: Oh really? I thought it was hepatitis.

[laughs from crowd]

Santo Ravallo: So you really went to Puerto Rico, huh?

Harry Valentini: Jamaica! We don't go to Puerto Rico anymore, it's passe.

Santo Ravallo: You went too Moe? You look a little pale.

Moe Dickstein: Yeah, well... you know. I'm not the sun worshipper that Harry is. I saw a lot of "indoor" activity, if you know what I mean.

Santo Ravallo: Oh yeah? Doin' what? Watchin' TV?

[laughs again from crowd]