Moe Dickstein Quotes in Wise Guys (1986)
Moe Dickstein Quotes:
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Harry Valentini: [in the bathroom at the racetrack] Golden brown Knishes. Mmmmmmm. Can you smell 'em Moe, huh? Can you? Can you smell 'em?
Moe Dickstein: [a toilet flushes] It's the guy in the next stall Harry!
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Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: You're exactly what I'm looking for, Dickface!
Moe Dickstein: Please Frank, it's Dickstein.
Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: I'll pick you up this afternoon, Dickhead!
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Moe Dickstein: Happy birthday, t'me. Happy birthday, t'me. Happy birthday dear Mo-oe. Happy brithday, t'me.
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Harry Valentini: Hey Frank, I heard you just bought your son a 10 speed bike. What a great father you are, that's really nice.
Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: Later Dickead, don't forget!
Moe Dickstein: It's DickSTEIN!
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Santo Ravallo: Hey Harry, what happened to your face?
Harry Valentini: What, this? This happens to be a tropical tan.
Santo Ravallo: Oh really? I thought it was hepatitis.
[laughs from crowd]
Santo Ravallo: So you really went to Puerto Rico, huh?
Harry Valentini: Jamaica! We don't go to Puerto Rico anymore, it's passe.
Santo Ravallo: You went too Moe? You look a little pale.
Moe Dickstein: Yeah, well... you know. I'm not the sun worshipper that Harry is. I saw a lot of "indoor" activity, if you know what I mean.
Santo Ravallo: Oh yeah? Doin' what? Watchin' TV?
[laughs again from crowd]
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Harry Valentini: Watch out for the sign!
Moe Dickstein: [sarcastic] What sign?
[Moe deliberately crashes The Fixer's car through a billboard along the side of the road]
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