Harry Valentini Quotes in Wise Guys (1986)

Harry Valentini: [in the bathroom at the racetrack] Golden brown Knishes. Mmmmmmm. Can you smell 'em Moe, huh? Can you? Can you smell 'em?

Moe Dickstein: [a toilet flushes] It's the guy in the next stall Harry!

Harry Valentini: Thank you Mr. Acavano!

Harry Valentini: It's all part of the grand design!

Harry Valentini: [after nearly being killed by the booby-trapped car] I hate this fucking job!

Harry Valentini: Hey Frank, I heard you just bought your son a 10 speed bike. What a great father you are, that's really nice.

Frank "The Fixer" Acavano: Later Dickead, don't forget!

Moe Dickstein: It's DickSTEIN!

Santo Ravallo: Hey Harry, what happened to your face?

Harry Valentini: What, this? This happens to be a tropical tan.

Santo Ravallo: Oh really? I thought it was hepatitis.

[laughs from crowd]

Santo Ravallo: So you really went to Puerto Rico, huh?

Harry Valentini: Jamaica! We don't go to Puerto Rico anymore, it's passe.

Santo Ravallo: You went too Moe? You look a little pale.

Moe Dickstein: Yeah, well... you know. I'm not the sun worshipper that Harry is. I saw a lot of "indoor" activity, if you know what I mean.

Santo Ravallo: Oh yeah? Doin' what? Watchin' TV?

[laughs again from crowd]

Harry Valentini: Watch out for the sign!

Moe Dickstein: [sarcastic] What sign?

[Moe deliberately crashes The Fixer's car through a billboard along the side of the road]