Sam J. Jones Quotes in Ted (2012)

Sam J. Jones: We are gonna party like the '80s.

Ted: Show us how, Flash.

Sam J. Jones: It's easy. We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.

Ted: Oh Johnny, I got so much energy. We gotta start doing stupid shit.

Sam J. Jones: Death to Ming!

[Sam pours tequila shots and hands them to John and Ted]

John: Thanks, Flash.

Sam J. Jones: There you go, my friend.

Ted: Thank you.

Sam J. Jones: [Offering a toast] Death to Ming!

John: Haha!

Ted: Yes!

[the trio down their shots]

Sam J. Jones: Oh, you guys seem pretty cool. You like to party?

[Rubs nose]

Sam J. Jones: [Blank stare at John and Ted's faces before they look at each other]

Ted: Uh, cocaine, right?

Sam J. Jones: Come on, dudes! Don't tell me you've never done it before.

John: Well, uh, well not recently, no.

Ted: I thought that was just for people in Florida.

Sam J. Jones: You better follow me. Come on.

[Sam walks away]

Ted: Johnny, I'm frightened.

Sam J. Jones: We are gonna party like the 80s.

Ted: Show us how, Flash!

Sam J. Jones: Easy. We just gonna nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.

[John rushes to Ted's apartment]

Ted: Johnny, thank Christ you made it.

John: Dude, I got 10 minutes. Where's Flash Gordon?

Ted: Okay, get ready. Hey Sam, this is the guy I was telling you about.

['Flash's Theme' plays as John sees Sam Jones turn around and walk toward him. He then imagines a scene from 'Flash Gordon' where they both ride a rocket cycle in the skies of Mongo]

Sam J. Jones: How you doing?

[Offers bro fist]

Sam J. Jones: Good to meet you.

John: [Does bro fist with Sam] I thank you for saving every one of us.

Sam J. Jones: You're welcome.

Ted: He acknowledged it!

Sam J. Jones: Let's do some shots.

John: With you?

Ted: Oh my God.

John: Yes! Oh my God, yes!

Ted: Totally, yes!

Sam J. Jones: Let's go!