Guy #2 Quotes in Ted (2012)

Ted: No, see trust me I can do this.

Guy #1: Shut up.

Guy #2: Let him try it, man.

Guy #1: All right. Okay.

[Puts his hand on the table with fingers spread out. Ted picks up a knife and starts stabbing the table between Guy #1's fingers as the crowd cheers. Ted stabs faster until he accidentally stabs Guy #1's hand. Crowd gasps as Guy #1 grabs his hand and crashes into the TV stand]

Ted: What?

Guy #1: [Holding his hand where blood is oozing out of the wound] Son of a bitch!

Ted: Well you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.

Guy#1: Is that your little girl there?

Lady: Yeah, stay away from her.

Guy#2: Don't get too attached to her. In about fifteen minutes, she's gonna stab you to death with a gardening tool.

Lady: What kind of tool?

Guy#2: Hand-spade. And then she's gonna eat your leg. Gross!

Black Guy: I can't watch this, I gotta go to a KKK meeting!

Guy#2: You asshole!

Guy#2: Why does everybody here hate me?