Rita Abromowitz Quotes in Slums of Beverly Hills (1998)

[Eliot and Viv are giving Rita a lift to her boyfriend's place]

Eliot: All right, we're close. I know this neighborhood. I do a lot of business up here.

Rita Abromowitz: Really? What do you do?

Vivian: He deals drugs.

Eliot: Vivian! Will you mind not going around misrepresenting me like that? Jesus. I just don't want anyone to the get the wrong idea that I'm like some kind of school yard pusher.

Rita Abromowitz: Oh, I don't mind. In fact, do you have anything for my nerves? You know, just laying around?

[rapidly]

Rita Abromowitz: Seconal, Demerol, Tuinal, Valium, Quaaludes, Percocet...

Vivian: Rita!

Eliot: Not my merchandise. I deal exclusively in pot.

Rita Abromowitz: That shit makes me paranoid.