Rhodes Quotes in Judgment Night (1993)

Fallon: And your dad's what? He's a stockbroker?

Ray Cochran: Something like that. But I'm a self-made guy. I'm a self-starter. Just like you.

Fallon: That's funny. Cause these guys are always saying that to me.

Sykes: That's why we hang with him.

Rhodes: Self-made man.

Fallon: [drowning Travis] You know what I hate? I hate whiners you know? I hate people who just complain, complain, complain! I know a guy in the joint once one time, cell next to me you know he'd just. He'd just used to yap about everything, he used to yap about the food and yap about the guards, and yap about this and yap about that and yap, yap, yap all night long! Fucking yap, yap, yap... like a fucking 747 you know what I mean? Like an engine stuck right between your fucking ears and you can't get rid of it because he's right next to you! Know what I mean?

Rhodes: I don't think he's getting up?

Mrs. Wilkes: It's taken me TEN YEARS to get that damn war out of his head!

Rhodes: Oh yeah? Well it looks like it's still in there strong.

[Hurok takes the special mask from Dogen]

Hurok: The two of you took this?

Rhodes: He took it!

[Points at Dogen]

Hurok: Then he lives. You do not.

Rhodes: Someone's gotta sweep the floors and clean the toilets

Rhodes: Do you want to tell a cop about it? We're just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards.

Rhodes: How long has she been gone?

Annie: She's been missing for like 12 hours.

Rhodes: Twelve hours? It's not a missing person, until it's atleast 24 hours. Have you ever seen CSI? 24 hours. Let me go on with my job Annie.

Annie: Please, I really need your help.

Helen: [peeks her head over] Please... Nathan?

Rhodes: Who's this one?

Annie: Hi, I'm Helen.

[reaches hand out]

Rhodes: What?

Annie: This is Helen...

Rhodes: [smiles] Hello, Helen. I've heard... wonderful things.

Rhodes: If I wasn't a cop anymore, I would still go out with a gun and shoot people.

[repeated line]

Rhodes: Really?

Dr. Logan: [interrupting Rhodes] Is there food?

Rhodes: [screaming] I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein and I wanna know... what the fuck you're doing with my time?

Rhodes: You got a name?

Paris: Paris.

Rhodes: Paris, huh? I'll get it.

[Gets chips from vending machine]

Rhodes: Never been.

Paris: Well, you ain't goin' tonight.

Rhodes: All right. You want a plan? Everybody want a plan? Here's the plan, okay? No one's gonna move. We're gonna stay here, like this, in this room until dawn. No one leaves, no one moves.

Rhodes: [points gun at Larry] And if he tries anything I'm gonna shoot him! And if there's something out there and it comes in here, I'm gonna shoot it! And if anyone of us tries anything, I'm gonna shoot 'em!

Ed: We get it!

Rhodes: Good!

Ginny: You remember that movie where the ten strangers went to an island, and then they all died, one by one? And then it turned out they weren't strangers, that they all had a connection.

Larry: And you don't mess with the wrong guy when he's gettin' revenge!

Rhodes: Shut up!

Ginny: I'm just saying that maybe's there some connection between all of us.

Ed: Like what?

Larry: We're all in Nevada.

Rhodes: Shut up!

Larry: It's your birthday next week? It's my birthday next week. The 10th.

Paris: Me too.

Rhodes: Me too.

Ed: Yeah.

Rhodes: There's a dead body in your freezer, Larry!

Larry: I didn't kill him. I found him like that!

Rhodes: Oh, stop it!

Larry: No, wait! Please, listen! Listen! Listen, I was in Vegas last month and I lost everything, okay? Everything! And I was driving West. I didn't know where I was going, but I was running on empty so I pulled in here at this place. And there was no one at the station, so I came over to the office and I walked in. And there, sitting at that desk right there, was the manager, face down in a Banquet potpie, dead. Heart attack or something.

Rhodes: Banquet potpie. Banquet potpie!

Larry: I don't know. He'd been sitting there for God knows how long. All of a sudden, this auto parts salesman pulls up looking for a room. I didn't have a fucking dime, so I took his thirty and gave him one. I just took the key from the wall him a room. Maybe that was wrong, but I was broke and that's what I did. Then I came back in here and I moved Larry's body. His name was Larry too. I put him in the freezer. I wasn't trying to hide him. It was hot out, and I thought it was the best place for him till his family or someone came along. Only no one did, except more guests. So I checked them in too, and they all seemed happy so I just stayed.

Ed: Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Rhodes: There's something in there.

Ed: Use this, man.

[gives Rhodes a fabric softener sheet]

Rhodes: Thanks.

Larry: You a cop?

Ed: I was.

Rhodes: [reaches into dryer and pulls out a room #10 key, then says softly:] What?

Ed: She was in room 10?

Rhodes: *I* am.

Ed: Where's your guy?

Rhodes: He's cuffed to a toilet.

Ginny: Maybe it's the burial ground.

Ed: What?

Ginny: Read the brochure in there. It's all around us. A hundred years ago the government moved these Indians here. And they all died because there was no water.

Rhodes: What, now they're coming back to life like sea monkeys, huh? Come on, give me a break, sweetheart, will ya? Please.

[repeated line]

Rhodes: Shut up!