Reese Feldman Quotes in Starsky & Hutch (2004)

Reese Feldman: If this shit wasn't illegal guys, we'd be up for the Nobel Prize.

Reese Feldman: It's not a boat, it's a yacht.

Starsky: Like you said, Feldman: Everybody deserves a second chance.

[Starsky fires at the front trunk of a Volkswagen]

Hutch: Whoa, what have we here? Does this look familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab and have it analyzed this time...

Starsky: [Reese grabs Hutch; puts a gun to Hutch's neck] Hutch!

Reese Feldman: Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Do it now!

Kevin: Put it down!

Captain Doby: You relax pal. Relax!

Kevin: Let's do it!

Reese Feldman: Put that gun down or I'm gonna kill your friend right here. Do it now!

Kevin: What the hell are we doing?

Reese Feldman: Do it now! Put it down!

Bat Mitzvah Singer: Rock into womanhood, Elizabeth. We know that you will.

Reese Feldman: What's that supposed to mean?

Starsky: Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it.

Reese Feldman: Listen, jackass. You either give me a ticket, or get the hell off this stage, you dig that?

[Starsky point his gun to Reese]

Reese Feldman: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.

Starsky: Pop the trunk, Candyman.

Hutch: You heard him. Pop it!

Captain Doby: What the hell are you two doing?

Starsky: Pop IT!

Reese Feldman: [Kitty kisses Reese] Mmm... why'd I'd get so lucky?

Kitty: I dunno... I just love when you talk so tough...

Reese Feldman: Of course you do baby, that's why you're my girlfriend on the side.

Reese Feldman: [to a drug dealer] Coke: It costs *money*. Planes: they cost money. This yacht, this perm, my kid's braces: it all costs money.

[pointing at his mistress]

Reese Feldman: Do you think Kitty's free?

Kitty: What?

Reese Feldman: Goodbye, heroes.

Reese Feldman: You know a lot about golf.

Huggy Bear: I know even more about grass.

Reese Feldman: Will you do my back, please. I don't wanna tan weird, am I tanning weird?

Kitty: No you look really good, you're really bronzing.

Kitty: Oh, my God, we almost nearly got killed.

Reese Feldman: Thank you for pointing out something I wouldn't have noticed by myself. You're a benefit to have.

Hutch: Hey Reese, this is a nice boat, is it yours?

Reese Feldman: Actually, that's a yacht.

Hutch: Oh, I'm sorry, a yacht.

Starsky: Hutch, can we please focus on the investigation?

Starsky: This is a bad man. And this is what bad men do.

Elizabeth: A pony?

Reese Feldman: Happy bat Mitzvah baby, I love you.

Starsky: Hey there, little fella. You OK?

Big Earl: [on the phone with Reese Feldman] What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest.

Reese Feldman: What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?

Big Earl: Oh that's gorgeous.

Reese Feldman: You sick son of a bitch.

Big Earl: Don't hang up. Don't hang up.

[Reese hangs up]

[first lines]

Kitty: Don't stress. Just relax.

Reese Feldman: I don't understand man, I don't understand. You can lose keys, ya know, you can lose your wallet. How... how do you lose a plane?

Terrence Meyers: Reese, come on. What do you want me to do? You got three out of four planes in. That's still a lot of coke.

Reese Feldman: Now, see that? That's the kind of winning attitude that's gonna take this enterprise straight to the top.

Reese Feldman: Ya know, I believe it was our buddy Bill Shakespeare who said, "To err is human, but to forgive, well that's right on."

Reese Feldman: Frankly, we're a little mimed out.