Huggy Bear Quotes in Starsky & Hutch (2004)

Huggy Bear: Look here, Hutch, you gon' have to lay up off this juice. You done had too much to drink.

Hutch: Come on! I feel like a million bucks. I'm just laughing, having a good time.

Huggy Bear: Look man, it ain't even funny no more. There used to be a time around here when you peed on the wall, you did it outside.

Hutch: Lighten up! It's Friday night. Okay, it's a bar.

Huggy Bear: Hutch, it's Wednesday afternoon man. Snap out of it.

Huggy Bear: I found yo' nine-iron, bitch.

Huggy Bear: Hutch, you'll have the usual?

Hutch: You know it and make it a double.

Huggy Bear: Leon, get my a man a jack and tab. And double that.

Leon: You got it boss.

Starsky: Hey, I'll get a seltzer with a little lime if you got it.

Huggy Bear: I don't got it.

Starsky: Or not. That's cool. I'm good.

David Starsky: I like your Lincoln.

Huggy Bear: It's a '76. Won't be out 'til next year. But I know some people that know some people that robbed some people.

Huggy Bear: Look man, this grass is Alabama Creepin' Bend, as opposed to Georgia Creepin' Bend. It's lighter.

Starsky: Biker bar, huh? What goes on down there?

Huggy Bear: I don't know. Listen to Jim Croce, play darts... whatever the hell else you white people do.

Hutch: What do you hear on the street these days, Huggy?

Huggy Bear: Dig this. A little bird tells me there's gonna be a big coke deal in Bay City. One for the Guinness books. So they say.

Starsky: Interesting. Who would this little bird be?

Huggy Bear: Look man. I lay it out for y'all to play it out.

Starsky: All right. What does that mean?

Hutch: Don't worry about it.

Huggy Bear: I am an urban informer. I am not a snitch.

Starsky: Come on Huggy, what's the difference?

Huggy Bear: A snitch wears a wire. A snitch is the scum of the information industry.

Hutch: We owe you one Huggy.

Huggy Bear: No, you're gonna owe me more than one, man.

Hutch: Well, let's slow down with the score keeping, I may have to start remembering some of the things I've overlooked in the past and mention them to my partner. How'd that be?

Reese Feldman: You know a lot about golf.

Huggy Bear: I know even more about grass.

[Huggy is trying to convince Hutch to forgive Starsky]

Huggy Bear: Dig this man. Someone once said: "To err is human, to forgive divine."

Hutch: Tch. What idiot said that?

Huggy Bear: I believe that was God - the greatest mack of all.

Huggy Bear: That's for putting hands on Huggy Bear. *Nobody* touches the Bear, you dig?

Huggy Bear: Look what the wind blew in.