Big Earl Quotes in Starsky & Hutch (2004)

Big Earl: [Starsky tries to bribe Big Earl] I'll tell you what, I do like your blonde friend here. Let me see your belly button.

Hutch: No. Let's go.

[hangs up the phone]

Starsky: Hold on a second. The guy's obviously a freak. Just show him a little skin. Show him your stomach. Nobody's here.

Big Earl: Are we cool?

Starsky: Yes, we're cool.

Big Earl: [Hutch shows his stomach] Oh, eureka. God, that's nice. It's like a little bowl of oatmeal with a hole in it. I got one too. I just got a little more brown sugar on mine.

Big Earl: Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird... Two dragons.

Big Earl: [on the phone with Reese Feldman] What are you wearing? Real quick, be honest.

Reese Feldman: What am I wearing? A silk flowered shirt and a vest. Why?

Big Earl: Oh that's gorgeous.

Reese Feldman: You sick son of a bitch.

Big Earl: Don't hang up. Don't hang up.

[Reese hangs up]

Big Earl: You are a very convincing dragon.

Big Earl: [singing while playing the blues on a harmonica] A boo-hoo, boo-hoo. A crybaby you. A boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Rich: That's a little rude.

Big Earl: Well, you were having a pity party out loud so, naturally, I assumed everyone was invited.