Captain Doby Quotes in Starsky & Hutch (2004)

Starsky: Like you said, Feldman: Everybody deserves a second chance.

[Starsky fires at the front trunk of a Volkswagen]

Hutch: Whoa, what have we here? Does this look familiar? Some cocaine. Captain Doby, I suggest you take this to the lab and have it analyzed this time...

Starsky: [Reese grabs Hutch; puts a gun to Hutch's neck] Hutch!

Reese Feldman: Alright, freeze! Alright, everybody freeze! Put your hands where I can see them! Do it now!

Kevin: Put it down!

Captain Doby: You relax pal. Relax!

Kevin: Let's do it!

Reese Feldman: Put that gun down or I'm gonna kill your friend right here. Do it now!

Kevin: What the hell are we doing?

Reese Feldman: Do it now! Put it down!

Starsky: Seriously, do it. Do it. Do it.

Reese Feldman: Listen, jackass. You either give me a ticket, or get the hell off this stage, you dig that?

[Starsky point his gun to Reese]

Reese Feldman: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys.

Starsky: Pop the trunk, Candyman.

Hutch: You heard him. Pop it!

Captain Doby: What the hell are you two doing?

Starsky: Pop IT!

Captain Doby: I believe you two know each other?

Starsky: Yeah, a little bit.

Hutch: How you doing?

Starsky: All right.

[Starsky and Hutch are in the Captain's office]

Captain Doby: You've robbed 7 bookies over the past 6 months. You haven't filed a report, turned in any money; you haven't even arrested anybody.

Hutch: How can I arrest them? They'll know I'm a cop.

Starsky: Oh, I wouldn't worry. I don't think you're in any danger for being mistaken for a real cop.

Hutch: Oh really? Hey, why don't you do me a favor and go get yourself another perm and let the grown-ups talk.

Starsky: For your information, my hair is naturally curly.

Hutch: No it's not.

Starsky: Yes it is.

Hutch: That's a perm job all the way.

Starsky: TOUCH IT.

[Hutch touches Starsky's hair]

Captain Doby: Hey. Why are you touching him? Jesus. You know something? You two deserve each other. Make nice. You two are partners.