Principal Max Anderson Quotes in Billy Madison (1995)

[Max meets Eric in the kitchen asking him where the bathroom is, then shows him a magazine with a cover of Max dressed in a wrestling outfit]

Eric: Hey, tubby, how about a little bathroom reading? I have the August 1983 issue of Wrestling World here. There's a terrific article about a wrestler named the Revolting Blob. Gee, you know somethin'? He kinda looks like someone I know.

Principal Max Anderson: Where'd you get that?

Eric: I have a subscription. Bad guy. He threw one opponent out of the ring and hit a bunch of senior citizens. Boy, this wacko looks familiar. What do I care about some stupid phoney wrestling guy?

Principal Max Anderson: My God!

Eric: In June 1983 he sat on some guy's head and killed him.

Principal Max Anderson: It was just a stunt! He was supposed to pinch my leg if he was running short of air.

Eric: With this guy sitting on everyone's head, I wonder how he got his teaching degree?

Principal Max Anderson: No! No, you can't do that to me. Those kids are my whole life!

Eric: So you wouldn't want anything to happen that would make 'em think less of you?

Eric: [then Max ignores Eric] Max, are you ready to cooperate with me?

Principal Max Anderson: [sobs] Yes.

Eric: Then Madison Hotels is as good as mine!