Pregnancy Class Instructor Quotes in Labor Pains (2009)

Pregnancy Class Instructor: Let's try some birthing positions, okay? Mary, could I borrow your partner for just a sec? I promise I'll give him back. Maybe. I'm just kidding. Come up here, cutie.

[after "borrowing" Mary's husband to do what is not unlike taking her from behind]

Pregnancy Class Instructor: We're gonna rock back. We're gonna rock back into it. Oh! Feel that womb open up. It feels familiar, right ladies? That's how we got ourselves into this mess.

[after "borrowing" Mary's husband to do what is not unlike taking her from behind]

Pregnancy Class Instructor: And now, partners, I want you to envelope your marathoner, okay? And just get in a deep stretch here around the belly. Keep moving back and forth, right? Get your hands on the tummy back there, hands on the tummy. And keep pushing in. Keep pushing in and envelope. Get right on top of there. Feel that, feel it...

[after "borrowing" Mary's husband to do what is not unlike taking her from behind]

Pregnancy Class Instructor: Okay. All right. Finish up when you feel done. I need a few more. If you'll indulge me Mary, thank you.

[Mary looks bewildered]

Pregnancy Class Instructor: Okay, and just keep the rocking. Never stop rocking. Oh! Yes. Give it to me, Rob! We're doing it now. Oh! Okay. And we're done. Wonderful, thank you. This guy's good, right? I'm gonna borrow you for another class. Or after class. I'm kidding.