Thea Clayhill Quotes in Labor Pains (2009)
Thea Clayhill Quotes:
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Lisa DePardo: It smells like something died in here.
Thea Clayhill: It did... my soul.
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Greg: You know, I find it fascinating that Kristin is only a month further along than you, and yet she's the size of a school bus while you're still over here looking like Kate Moss.
Thea Clayhill: Uh, different strokes, I guess.
Greg: Perhaps it's easier to feel the bump than to see it.
[reaches for Thea's stomach, Lisa swats at his hand]
Greg: What's the big deal? Everyone likes to touch a pregnant stomach.
Lisa DePardo: Because you're a gross weirdo, Greg.
Thea Clayhill: And the baby doesn't like gross weirdos, Greg!
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Thea Clayhill: I look rediculous. These jeans are elastic on the top. I feel like I'm wearing a condom on my stomach.
Lisa DePardo: Trust me, you don't look like you've been anywhere NEAR a condom.
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Nick: [Thea kisses Nick] I've been wanting to do that for a really long time now.
Thea Clayhill: Actually, I did that.
Nick: Right.
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Thea Clayhill: Do you think he'll ever forgive me?
Lisa DePardo: Do you want me to be honest? Or do you want me to make you feel better?
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Lisa DePardo: Pregnant. It's brilliant. Where'd you come up with that?
Thea Clayhill: Oh, I saw it on an episode of law and order. Yeah, you can't fire a pregnant women. Discrimination, lawsuits, bad mojo... whatever.
Lisa DePardo: Smart.
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Greg: Congratulations, Thea.
Thea Clayhill: Thank you, Greg.
Greg: You really think you can get to the top by playing games, don't cha? I know what you're up to, Thea. And I think that it stinks. It super stinks.
Lisa DePardo: Hm.
Thea Clayhill: Well, really? Do you think that it stinks that I wanna hire you to be my assistant?
Greg: Really?
Thea Clayhill: You'll start first thing Monday after I put the paperwork through.
Greg: Oh wow, Thea. Thea, thank you so much. I- I could kiss you right now.
Thea Clayhill: You don't have to do that.
Greg: I'll see you later, boss.
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Thea Clayhill: ...No, I didn't finish college.
Nick: Oh, why not? Too boring? Not 'Joan Jett' enough for you?
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Thea Clayhill: He's actually kinda cute, though. Don't ya think?
Lisa DePardo: Who?
Thea Clayhill: Um... Nick.
Lisa DePardo: Um... No.
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Emma Clayhill: What is THAT?
[seeing Thea's pregnant stomach for the first time]
Thea Clayhill: Just because you don't like my dress doesn't mean you have to be rude.
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Thea Clayhill: [Thea cleans Greg's glasses and puts them back on him] I hope you don't mind. I just couldn't take it anymore.
Nick: Oh wow. Wow, I can see. Oh my god, Thea. I don't know if you know this but y- you're pregnant.
Thea Clayhill: Your sense of humor really takes a dive after 9 o'clock, huh?
Nick: Is it after nine?
Thea Clayhill: Yea.
Nick: Oh my god. I'm slave-driving a pregnant woman.
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Kristin: I don't know what to do. I mean, this was Dan's idea. He was all like, "Let's have a baby. It'll be so cute." You know? I was like, "Really? Really? Well, let's strap 50 pounds of cement to YOUR torso and see how fun it is then!" You know, I just...
Thea Clayhill: Yeah, I know. I understand.
Kristin: I just need a drink. Or some weed.
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