Pooter-the-Clown Quotes in Uncle Buck (1989)

Buck: What, did you have a few drinks this morning? Huh? Yeah, I think you did.

Pooter-the-Clown: What are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff?

Buck: No, no. It's just that I wouldn't be drinking if I was going to entertain some kids. You know?

Pooter-the-Clown: I don't have to take this shit from you. You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I'm a god!

Buck: Get in your mouse, and get out of here.

Pooter-the-Clown: Hey, you, let me tell you something you low-life-lying-four-flushing-sack-of-shit.

[Buck punches him, gets back up like an inflatable clown, Pooter groans, Buck punches him again]