Maisey Russell Quotes in Uncle Buck (1989)

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Maisey Russell Quotes:

  • Buck: [struggles to pick a hissing, fighting cat up out of the bushes] Come on.

    [takes it into the house]

    Buck: Hey who left the cat out?

    Maisey Russell: We don't have a cat.

    Buck: [takes the cat back out] Shoo.

  • Maisey Russell: I don't know why we need boys at all. They're so loud.

    Miles Russell: [Off screen] Shut up!

    Maisey Russell: Shut up, yourself!

    Tia Russell: We need boys, so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.

  • [Miles and Maisey watch Tia make out with her boyfriend]

    Miles: That's a pretty stupid thing to do during Flu season!

    Maisey Russell: I'll bet she's getting the tongue!

  • Miles: You always kick me around, I'm an American and I have rights.

    Tia: Maisey, do I kick you around?

    Maisey Russell: No, but you said 'shit' twice, only once that counts though.

  • Tia: Let the dog out.

    Maisey Russell: Parcey!

    [their dog Parcey emerges from the dryer]

  • [first lines]

    Tia: Get your bag off the table, people eat there.

    Maisey Russell: People eat off of plates.

    Tia: Don't give me any crap, Maizy.

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