Maisey Russell Quotes in Uncle Buck (1989)
Maisey Russell Quotes:
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Buck: [struggles to pick a hissing, fighting cat up out of the bushes] Come on.
[takes it into the house]
Buck: Hey who left the cat out?
Maisey Russell: We don't have a cat.
Buck: [takes the cat back out] Shoo.
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Maisey Russell: I don't know why we need boys at all. They're so loud.
Miles Russell: [Off screen] Shut up!
Maisey Russell: Shut up, yourself!
Tia Russell: We need boys, so they can grow up, get married, and turn into shadows.
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[Miles and Maisey watch Tia make out with her boyfriend]
Miles: That's a pretty stupid thing to do during Flu season!
Maisey Russell: I'll bet she's getting the tongue!
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Miles: You always kick me around, I'm an American and I have rights.
Tia: Maisey, do I kick you around?
Maisey Russell: No, but you said 'shit' twice, only once that counts though.
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Tia: Let the dog out.
Maisey Russell: Parcey!
[their dog Parcey emerges from the dryer]
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[first lines]
Tia: Get your bag off the table, people eat there.
Maisey Russell: People eat off of plates.
Tia: Don't give me any crap, Maizy.
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