Bob Russell Quotes in Uncle Buck (1989)

Buck Russell: [inquiring about the health of Bob's father-in-law] Her dad?

Bob Russell: Hard to say.

Buck Russell: Oh, those medical terms eh?

Bob Russell: What about Buck? I'm sure he'd be happy to watch the kids.

Cindy Russell: This is no time to discuss your brother. I don't want him here.

Bob Russell: It's just a thought.

Cindy Russell: He isn't married. He doesn't have kids. He doesn't even work!

Bob Russell: He's a little out there. But he's responsible, and he's family.

Mr. Hatfield: For crying out loud! It's two a.m.!

Bob Russell: Sorry Mr. Hatfield!

Tim Clark: Russell, you didn't think you wee going to have any trouble getting me off this place, did yuh?

Bob Russell: Well, I didn't know Clark especially afrwe all that talk that's been goin' around Eagle Pass

Tim Clark: Talk that's been goin' around Eagle Pass? What do yuh mean?

Bob Russell: What you said about me in town yesterday

Tim Clark: [feigning forgetfulness] Why I don't seem to remember. What was it?

Bob Russell: You said I was money mad.

Tim Clark: Well, aren't you?

Bob Russell: That's my business.

Tim Clark: You seem to have made quite a business out of it.

Bob Russell: You said it was a bad day for Eagle Pass when I settled in town.

Tim Clark: Yes, I still think so.

Bob Russell: [after hinting about marriage] Maybe I've changed.

Betty Owen: A coyote never changes his bark.

Bob Russell: [after Clark has killed Yokum] Clark, you're mighty lucky to get out of this - outdrawing the second fastest gun around here.

Tim Clark: Who's the fastest?

Bob Russell: Either me or you. Some day e'll find out.

Tim Clark: Nothing will give me greater pleasure.