Policeman Two Quotes in Withnail & I (1987)
Policeman Two Quotes:
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[Withnail has been pulled over by the police for speeding down the motorway in the beat-up Jaguar]
First Policeman: Bit early in the morning for festivities, isn't it?
Withnail: [gesturing at the wine bottles and Marwood in the back] These aren't mine, they belong to him.
First Policeman: You're drunk.
Withnail: I assure you I'm not, officer. Honestly. I've only had a few ales.
First Policeman: Out of the car. Please? Sir?
[the policeman opens the door and Withnail nearly falls out. He gets out and leans against the side of the car. The other policeman pulls out a plastic bag with a nozzle at the top]
First Policeman: I want you to take one deep breath and fill this bag.
[Withnail shakes his head]
First Policeman: Are you refusing to fill this bag?
Withnail: I most certainly am.
First Policeman: [gripping Withnail's sleeve] I'm placing you under arrest.
Withnail: Don't be ridiculous, I haven't done anything. Look here, my cousin's a QC!
Policeman Two: [high-pitched voice] GET-IN-THE-BACK-OF-THE-VAN!
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