Isaac Parkin Quotes in Withnail & I (1987)

[after coming out of a field, Withnail hasn't closed the gate properly, and a bull walks through it. Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. Marwood stands there, petrified]

Withnail: [calmly] Grab its ring. Keep your bag up. Outvie him.

Isaac Parkin: Hey, show no fear! Just run at it!

Marwood: Well, that can't be sensible, can it, the bastard's about to run at me!

Isaac Parkin: Well, it's randy!

Marwood: Yes, yeah, I know he is!

Withnail: [casually lighting a cigarette] He wants to get down there and have sex with those cows.

Marwood: Shut up, Withnail!

[the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting]

Isaac Parkin: Run at it, shouting!

Withnail: Do as he says. Start shouting. He won't gore you.

Marwood: A coward you are, Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not! AAAAARGGGHHHH!

[he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken]

Isaac Parkin: Shut that gate and keep it shut!

Withnail: [cheerfully hopping back over the wall] I think an evening at The Crow.

[Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. He winces as he stretches his leg]

Marwood: What happened to your leg?

Isaac Parkin: Got a randy bull up there. Gi' me one in t' knee.