Police Officer #1 Quotes in Monster Man (2003)

Police Officer #1: [in a thick redneck accent] You dang kids are up to your assholes and elbows in trouble now!

Adam: Ask your elbows *what*?

[Mike and friends try to hide from police helicopters under a green day-glo tarp]

Police Officer #1: [sarcastically] Gee whiz, they just disappeared.

Police Officer #2: I can't see 'em anywhere. Hey! Let's land on that big green plastic rock!

Police Officer #1: Freeze!

Earl Unger: [in the pool frozen] You gotta be kidding me.

Police Officer #1: There's something in the water.