Harley Quotes in Monster Man (2003)

Harley: I'm a corpse burrito, dude!

Harley: I'm the kind of guy who puts the "ick" in "dick".

Harley: I feel like we just played Drop The Soap with Godzilla, man!

Harley: If a vehicle could take Viagra, a monster truck is what it would look like. I mean those giant tires make the truck look like it's got blue balls!

Harley: [while sitting in a bar that's showing a monster truck competition on tv] These fucking rednecks must have IQs the same number as the size of my underwear to watch this!

Sarah: [they run outside while a guy is screaming and getting run over by the monster truck] What was that?

Harley: It definitely wasn't Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick I'll tell you that!

Harley: [sitting in a redneck bar] For these hillbillies, putting on socks is the equivalent of wearing a 3 piece suit!

Harley: Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom?

Jake: Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone?

Harley: Oh no. Of course not. Just add it to the list.

Jane: Fancy a toke?

Harley: Oh, no thanks, I don't smoke weed.

Jane: Me neither.

[takes a drag]

[while looking for Buzz]

Harley: Are you Fuzzy?

Maid: You shut your filthy mouth!

Stage Hand: Hey, Wegman, your mom's finally here.

Harley: How do YOU know?

Stage Hand: 'Cause the smell of booze and used condoms just filled the air. Oh, wait... she's never even used a condom before.

Harley: Sometimes, to get where you want to go, you gotta be somebody else for a while. You just can't forget who you really are.

Cyrus: What if I do forget?

Harley: Then you'd be crazy.

Harley: I cannot believe I'm wanting to get a cop's attention!