Paul Gill Quotes in Rock of Ages (2012)

Dennis Dupree: Paul! You're early!

Paul Gill: Actually, I told Stacee the gig was last night, so technically we're a day late... don't tell him.

Paul Gill: Stacee! You need to go on stage, man!

Stacee Jaxx: ...I am on stage, Paul.

[Stacee falls over into pool]

Paul Gill: [sighs] Oh, shit.

Paul Gill: [after Drew quits the boy band] Rock is dead!

Drew Boley: Rock is not dead!

[Hey Man punches Paul]

Drew Boley: Alright Hey Man!

Paul Gill: Okay great interview, hope you got everything

Constance Sack: You're not a cowboy

Stacee Jaxx: Why don't you tell me what I am?

Constance Sack: You are man-child stuck in a rut

Stacee Jaxx: I love it when you talk dirty...

Constance Sack: You used to be great, but whatever made you that way, it's gone

Stacee Jaxx: That's right give it to me rough

Constance Sack: Now you are just another asleep at the wheel singing songs you wrote ten years ago.

Paul Gill: Okay lady...

Constance Sack: Oh and as long as you got this manager keeping you on the road and doping you up with girls and booze and million dollar record deals he's gonna keep you asleep, and drive your career right off a cliff.

Paul Gill: Line crossed. Let's go sweetheart

Constance Sack: Don't touch me.

[to Stacee]

Constance Sack: You used to write great songs. Where are they now?

Paul Gill: You know what? I'm calling your editor. Close friend of mine, by the way. Jann Wenner's office

Stacee Jaxx: Get out

Paul Gill: My words exactly. This interview is over

Stacee Jaxx: No, no, no, not her. You. All of you

Paul Gill: Copy that. Everybody out

Drew Boley: Paul, I am Wolfgang Von Colt. Not 'Joshy-Z', or the 'Z Guyz'.

Paul Gill: It's not the Z Guyz, it's 'Z-Guyeezz'.

Drew Boley: ...Z-Guyeezz?

Paul Gill: Double the E, double the Z, double the flava!

Drew Boley: [confused] What does the 'Z' even stand for?

Paul Gill: [thinks] Um... nothing! You're over-thinking it! Look, names that end in 'Z' are very popular among the 14-21 audience. We did a whole focus group on this. Numbers don't lie.

Dennis Dupree: [after Stacee's concert] You told me this was a freebie.

Paul Gill: Stacey Jaxx doesn't take a *dump* for free.