George Stark Quotes in A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014)

George Stark: You're late!

Albert: For what?

George Stark: Fair enough.

George Stark: [Farts] That came out of my penis!

Man in the Hallway: What's going on?

George Stark: Murder... You want some?

George Stark: Don't fuck with me, cock-knocker.

George Stark: [voice over the phone, threatening Thad] See if you can figure out where I'm calling from, Thad.

[hangs up]

Thad Beaumont: [pauses a second, then realizes] NO!

George Stark: [Thad calls his own home] That was quick, hoss.

George Stark: Remember, when you fuck with me, you're fucking with the best.

George Stark: You are disturbing the peaceful mood I'm in. You are disturbing the peaceful frame of mind I'm in. You are disturbing my peaceful frame of mind.

George Stark: You always were the clumsy one, old hoss.

George Stark: [after slitting the throat of his literary agent, Rick Cowley, with a cut-throat razor] I've decided to change agents. Sorry, Rick - it's a cut throat business.

George Stark: You have my word - the word of a Southern man, which is not given lightly.

George Stark: I'm not a man of thought. I'm a man of action.