Dennis Dupree Quotes in Rock of Ages (2012)

Dennis Dupree: Paul! You're early!

Paul Gill: Actually, I told Stacee the gig was last night, so technically we're a day late... don't tell him.

Dennis Dupree: Shit! Our opener just dropped out.

Lonny: Concrete Balls?

Dennis Dupree: They're in rehab.

Lonny: Both of them?

Dennis Dupree: There's six of them!

Lonny: Jesus, that band's got a lot of balls!

Dennis Dupree: Betty Ford had a group rate.

Lonny: Do you think they do therapy individually, or in pairs?

Dennis Dupree: Knock it off!

Dennis Dupree: I just threw up.

Lonny: Where?

Dennis Dupree: In my pants... out of my ass.

Dennis Dupree: [after Dennis has accepted Drew's band as Arsenal's opening act] Okay. Call your band.

Drew Boley: [yells to Bourbon Room employees] Guys! We're opening up for Arsenal!

[Drew's band mates drop what they're doing inside the club, run on stage]

Dennis Dupree: Doesn't anyone just want to work in the bar industry anymore?

Drew Boley: Thank you! You won't regret this, we're gonna blow you away.

Dennis Dupree: Oh, you're gonna blow me all right. Okay, three songs, no covers. I need you guys to be amazing tonight, so start drinking...

Dennis Dupree: [looks at watch] NOW.

Dennis Dupree: Hey Stacee you made it!

Stacee Jaxx: Hey Man...

Dennis Dupree: Yeah, hey, man.

Stacee Jaxx: [Points to his pet baboon] No, this... is Hey Man.

Dennis Dupree: This place is about to become a sea of sweat, ear-shattering music and puke.

Dennis Dupree: [after Stacee's concert] You told me this was a freebie.

Paul Gill: Stacey Jaxx doesn't take a *dump* for free.