Pam Jones Quotes in Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)

Pam Jones: [to Bridget on 'phone] I must say the sex is still quite surprising. Do you know just the other day I was just dozing off and I felt this huge...

Bridget: Bye mum.

[replaces receiver]

Bridget: Ugh.

Pam Jones: [to Bridget] Frankly darling, if I had the chance again I wouldn't have had children.

Pam Jones: [to Bridget] You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz.

Pam Jones: Up close, he was almost purple.

Pam Jones: [as demonstrator at shopping mall] Yes... Now how many of you "have it oeuf"... have it oeuf... it's French... All you do is put the egg in here like this... and... up, down, up, down...

[demonstrating]

Pam Jones: ...and voila! Ooh, mind the over-spray, dear.