Packard Walsh Quotes in The Wraith (1986)

Packard Walsh: Things are getting a little too equal these days.

[the gang is looking for The Wraith after he trashes their chop shop]

Packard Walsh: So where is he, tuna can?

Skank: Dude, we couldn't find the slimeball anywhere!

Gutterboy: Yeah, we went 'cross town, down to Crawford's Gully. We stopped for a... a box of Goobers...

Packard Walsh: You guys are pissin' me off! I want that faggot!

Minty: Yeah! This freak's into us for about 13,000 bucks!

Gutterboy: We spent all last night banging on the two bodies! I got scabs on my knuckles and everything like that!

Minty: It's your damn job, Gutterboy.

Rughead: [referring to the Wraith] What's he got with us?

Packard Walsh: What he's got is an ass full of trouble.

Skank: Yeah, it's about time we got into somebody's ass, huh, guys?

Gutterboy: Yeah, we'll beat him like a red-headed step-child!

Skank: I'm gonna knock his ass lower than whale shit.

Packard Walsh: And, uh, Skank, do me a favor, will ya? Get rid of that zombie-piss you're drinkin' before it turns you into a mushroom!

Keri Johnson: You think I'd go to California with you? I'd rather go to Nogales, have the Gutterboy's cretin children and die than to be with you.

Packard Walsh: You better shut up now, Keri, or I'm gonna have to...

Keri Johnson: Yeah, you can kill me, too, Packard, but you can never make me love you.

Packard Walsh: [catching Billy about to take Keri home] So what happened here? Looks to me like you ran out of those all-beef patties kind of EARLY today, huh?

Billy Hankins: Hey, don't worry, Pack. We still got plenty of dog food.

Oggie: Hey, Packard, let's grind up some meat, huh?

Billy Hankins: Hey, has this guy been wormed or is he just a naturally gifted child?

[Oggie makes a lunge for Billy but Packard detains him with a knife to his throat]

Oggie: [to Billy] I swear to God I'll... I'll rip your head off and piss down your throat.

Packard Walsh: Hold your water Oggie. This is business.

Packard Walsh: [to The Wraith] You want a race? 'Cause I'll show you a race!

Packard Walsh: [Oggie is about to race the Wraith] All right. I want you to tear this guy a new asshole. Do it to him 'Oggie-style'.

Oggie: I'll burn this Iranian!

George in Daytona: Why'd you stop me? What do you want?

Packard Walsh: Well, let's just say it's pink.

Girl in Daytona: Oh, god!

George in Daytona: Forget it pal, no way!

Packard Walsh: I might forget it. I'm a nice guy.

Packard Walsh: [nods to his gang members] But them? They think the title to your car might be worth something.

Sheriff Loomis: I've been waitin' to catch you guys in the act. Been waitin' and watchin'.

Packard Walsh: Congratulations. You caught us talking. There's no law against that, is there officer? Unless of course I got my wires crossed and you caught us speaking without a permit.

Sheriff Loomis: Clam it, wiseguy!