P.A. announcer Quotes in I, Robot (2004)

[last lines]

P.A. announcer: All NS-5's proceed as instructed. All NS-5's proceed as instructed.

[at the start of the Tokyo game]

P.A. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, will you stand please for the playing of our Corporate Hymn.

P.A. Announcer: [before the start of the New York game] Your attention please... Rule changes for tonight's World Championship Game: No substitutions, no penalties... and no time limit!

[first lines]

P.A. announcer: Congratulations. Hudson High class of 2004!

[last lines]

P.A. Announcer: [clears his throat] Attention. Tonight's movie has been "M*A*S*H." Follow the zany antics of our combat surgeons as they cut and stitch their way along the front lines, operating as bombs -

[chuckles]

P.A. Announcer: operating as bombs and bullets burst around them; snatching laughs and love between amputaions and penicillin.

Colonel Blake: [Watches as a jeep rolls away] Did Hawkeye steal that jeep?

Radar: No, sir. That's the one he came in.

Colonel Blake: Oh, very good. Come along, my dear.

[He and Lt. Leslie leave]

P.A. Announcer: Follow Hawkeye, Trapper, Duke, Dago Red, Painless, Radar, Hot Lips, Dish and Staff Seargeant Vollmer as they put our boys back together again.

[a montage of cast members starts]

P.A. Announcer: Starring Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould, Tom Skerritt, Sally Kellerman, Robert Duvall, Jo Ann Pflug, Rene Auberjonois, Roger Bowen, Gary Burghoff, David Arkin, John Schuck, Fred Williamson, Indus Arthur, Tim Brown, Corey Fischer, Bud Cort, Carl Gottlieb, Dawne Damon, Tamara Horrocks, Ken Prymus, Danny Goldman, Kim Atwood, Michael Murphy, G. Wood, Rick Teal and Bobby Troup.

SSgt. Gorman: Goddamn army.

P.A. Announcer: That is all.

[a gong sounds and the screen suddenly goes black. End of movie]

P.A. Announcer: Attention, all base members must report for a drug test for marij- marijua-... disregard last transmission

P.A. Announcer: Attention. Attention. All non-commission off - -Attention, all non-commissioned officers will report for short-arm inspection at 0400. That is all.

P.A. Announcer: Attention. Due to a possible camp infection, Arlene Chu's Hollywood Grill is off limits. That is all.

P.A. Announcer: Attention. Attention. May I have the camps' attention? This week's movie will be When Willie Comes Marching Home. Uh... The biggest parade of laughs of World War II. All the love, laughs and escapades of the Willies who came marching home. This film stars Dan Dailey, Corinne Calvet, and Colleen Townsend.

P.A. Announcer: Attention. Attention. Colonel Blake has secured for us The Halls of Montezuma.

[unenthusiastically]

P.A. Announcer: "So big, only the biggest of the screen can bring it to you all. Technicolor. Tell it to the Marines, those loveable lugs with wonderful mugs so we now love more than ever. Tell'em they're still the greatest guys in the world." Follow Lieutenant, Punchy, Limey, Babyface, Doc, The Poet, Pretty Boy and Slattery through some of the most interesting war films yet created.

P.A. Announcer: Attention. Attention. Friday night's movie will be The Glory Brigade. Rock'em sock'em kisses you never got. It's Uncle Sam's combat engineers charging side by side with Greek hand bags. Showing the world a new way to fight as they use bulldozers like bazookas, bayonnets like bazook - bullets. Starring Victor Mature. That is all.

P.A. Announcer: Attention camp compound. Urine specimens will be required from all pers... Uh... pe... Uh, disregard last transmission.

P.A. Announcer: Attention. Captain Banning - er, Captain Bandini.

[exhales]

P.A. Announcer: Attention. Captain Bandini is now performing a femoral po - a popli - a p - -a femoral P-O-P-L-I-T-E-R-A-L artery exp - exp - - exploration and possible graft.

P.A. Announcer: Attention. Attention, camp compound. Corporal Judson has informed the colonel's office that three cases of Amphetamine Sulfate are unaccounted for again. This is the third occurance of this type in the last month. It must stop by order of Colonel Blake's office, 4077th M*A*S*H unit.

P.A. Announcer: Attention. Captain McIntyre will give a lecture on blood and fluid replacement in the mess hall at 0800... Uh, correction... at 021... At 9:00 this evening.

P.A. Announcer: [announcing Mets batter] Carl Paranski, Number 6...

Coach Morris Buttermaker: [yelling to Bears fielders] The cool Carl Paranski shift!

P.A. Announcer: The blouse man is on the premises.