Lists Quotes in Death Race (2008)

Lists: Somebody's mad right now.

Coach: Nobody fucks with my car.

Gunner: [upon seeing RPGs on top of Machine Gun Joe's truck] What the hell are those?

Lists: Model 7 Russian State Armory RPGs - armor piercing, self arming, accurate to a thousand yards.

Gunner: That's what I thought.

Coach: Who's the new guy?

Lists: Jensen Ames.

Gunner: The driver?

Coach: Never heard of him.

Gunner: Oh yeah. I saw him race years ago. He was good. He did some time upstate. Killed his career.

Lists: [reading from notebook] Holder of the fastest laps at Willard, Union, and Butler.

Coach: [seeing prisoners approach Jensen] I hope he's as fast off the track as he is on it.

Coach: Tomorrow morning you'll meet your navigator Case. She'll help you navigate the course, reload your weapons, and help with the running of the car.

Jensen Ames: I'd love to talk to her ahead of time before the race.

Gunner: Yeah, I'd like a big-tittied girl to lick peanut butter off my toes, but it ain't gonna happen. This is still a prison, man. She's a chick. They get bussed in from the women's facility upstate.

Coach: It's all about ratings. Fast cars, pretty women...

Gunner: Machine Gun Joe's the only one that has male navigators, 'cause he's gay.

Lists: A-a-actually it's because he goes through them so fast, and a-a-audience gets squeamish.

Gunner: Yeah he goes through them... through their ass.

Coach: He cuts each kill into his skin as a souvenir, I hear.

Lists: 14K. First generation Chinese-American, tenth generation Triad. His father sent him to business school, and he's the only man in here who holds a degree from MIT. He's killed four men off the track...

Gunner: That we know of.

Lists: ...another seven on it.

Lists: Hector Grimm, the Grimm Reaper. The man's a master. Clinical psychopath. Three time consecutive life sentences. He's killed six men off the track, another twelve on it.

Lists: Jensen Garner Ames. Moved to the states at twenty-four years old. Named after a car, the Jensen Interceptor. A three time local speedway champion.

Jensen Ames: You've done your homework, or do you just know everything?

Coach: Jensen Interceptor. I had one. Handled like a school bus.

Lists: [to Jensen] You've already met the local chapter of the Brotherhood. Their driver, Pachenko, has killed nine men on the track. Nobody knows how many off.

Lists: Travis Colt. Our local superstar. He used to race for Nascar...

Gunner: Yeah, he was good too.

Lists: ...until he fell asleep behind the wheel of his Mercedes with the help of a bottle of scotch and a handful of ludes. Wiped out the entire patio of Moscala, sent a dozen people to the hospital... and killed three of them.

Coach: Technically, he's the best driver in here but a mean son of a bitch quitter.