Grimm Quotes in Death Race (2008)

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Grimm Quotes:

  • Grimm: [as Hennessey walks by] Good morning, ma'am.

    Hennessey: Good morning.

    Grimm: [to prisoner] There goes the baddest ass in the yard.

    Prisoner: Sounds like you're in love, homie.

    Grimm: I am.

  • Grimm: [after crawling out of a wreck] I'm the fuckin' Grim Reaper baby. Can't kill me! You can burn me, you can even fuckin' shoot me, but you just can't motherfuckin' kill me!

    [Joe comes from behind ramming Grimm's head with one of his car's turrets]

  • Grimm: Weakness is weakness only if *you* see it that way.

  • Bank Guard: What the Hell kind of clown are you?

    Grimm: The crying on the inside kind, I guess.

  • Grimm: When you say "near" the airport...

    Bus Driver: .48 miles.

    Grimm: Alright. When do we get there?

    Bus Driver: 22:30 hours.

    Grimm: When is that? In human time.

    Bus Driver: 10:30.

    Grimm: 10:30. Say you had to walk it...

    Bus Driver: With that injured individual?

    Grimm: Yes.

    Bus Driver: I can't give you a precise figure on that.

    Grimm: Come on! Make a guess.

    Bus Driver: 21 minutes.

  • Grimm: [sobbing] The man is an animal! Ripping out phones, urinating on desks... you see what he did to Ms. Cochran's shirt? There's a scratch here, I mean, it's not deep, but... it's there.

    Phyllis: It's okay.

    Chief Rotzinger: Did he hurt anybody else? Is the strain beginning to show on him?

    Grimm: "If I could sleep ten days and nights in a rice paddy, I could certainly last in this lousy bank." This is what the animal said to us! He says to Ms. Cochran here:

    [makes humping motions at Phyllis]

    Grimm: "Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.

  • Grimm: Oh sir! You forgot your map! And our millions of dollars!

  • Loomis: You aren't going to hit me again are you?

    Grimm: I haven't hit anybody since I was nine.

    Loomis: Yeah, but it was me you hit!

  • [Hispanic woman is shouting on a street corner]

    Grimm: There must be alot of competition for that corner.

    Phyllis: It's a good thing she's not too symbolic or anything.

    Loomis: what does that mean anyway? Flores por el muerte?

    Grimm: I sure couldn't tell ya'.

    Phyllis: Aw, you know Grimm, it means flowers for the dead.

    [shoots her an angry glare]

    Loomis: Oh! We're all gonna die! We're a-a-a-ll gonna d-i-i-e!

  • [Johnny holds a gun to Grimm's back]

    Johnny: This ain't my dick in your back!

    Grimm: That's a relief.

  • Chief Rotzinger: Listen, I've had just about enough of your comedy, clown. We're coming in through the plate glass.

    Grimm: Alright, I gotta hang-up now, because I gotta go kill everybody.

  • [getting on a bus]

    Phyllis: What's that smell?

    Grimm: Used wine.

  • [boarding a plane at JFK]

    Flight Attendant: Do you think you're late enough?

    Grimm: Oh, you must be from around here.

  • [after Loomis is injured jumping from a moving cab]

    Loomis: Are you gonna hit me now?

    Grimm: No, but if your leg is broken, we'll have to destroy you.

  • Grimm: I booked the eleven o'clock to Martinique.

    Phyllis: Martinique?

    Loomis: Martinique? But I don't know anything about Martinique.

    Grimm: What did you know about Fiji?

    Loomis: Well... nothing.

  • Phyllis: Honey, babe? You've got a gun - shoot them.

    Grimm: I want to, but they're fur-bearing. I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I?

    [to construction workers, sarcastically]

    Grimm: You know, I want to thank you guys, you could've given us help, but you've given us so much more.

    Street Sign Worker: [cheerfully] Hey, that's what we're here for, right?

  • Loomis: It was an accident, Phyllis.

    Phyllis: Oh, you know? So was Chernobyl.

    Grimm: True, but Loomis didn't irradiate anybody.

  • Grimm: [frustrated, to bus driver] You better get some help! You're becoming Ralph Kramden's evil twin!

  • Grimm: I'm sure no harm will come to me once I'm inside the bank all by myself.

  • Grimm: Button it up, pal. Nobody likes a whiner!

  • Bank Guard: I said "we're closed," Bozo.

    Grimm: [dressed as a clown] : I wouldn't. And that's Mr. Bozo, okay?

  • Grimm: If I can sleep ten days and nights in a rice patty, I can certainly last in this lousy bank!

  • Grimm: I was in 'Nam with a jerk like you.

    Policeman: Oh boy.

  • Chief Rotzinger: What's your name pal, what should I call ya?

    Grimm: Well, I've always liked the name chip. Would you call me chip?

    Chief Rotzinger: Alright. What was that shooting just now, Chip?

    Grimm: Oh wait! Call me skip.

    Chief Rotzinger: Okay, Skip, what was that shooting?

    Grimm: The cameras, I was shooting the cameras. They were looking at me. Quit looking at me!

    Grimm: [shoots the camera]

  • Grimm: Thank you Roy. God! Alright, Roy's going to get us the duggle bag, a wheelchair and some skis out of lost luggage to cover your limp.

    Loomis: Did you give him a couple of bucks?

    Grimm: Yeah, try $1200. Scary but Roy's sixth sense told him we were in some kind of jam...

    Loomis: ESP exists, Grimm. They've proved it.

    Grimm: Yeah, you picking up anything from me right now, pal?

  • Chief Rotzinger: At least give me the women.

    Grimm: Get your own women!

  • Grimm: Have you looked back there? I don't think anybody is going to object.

    Bus Driver: I look back there every night friend. That's why i conduct my own affairs in a clean and hygienic fashion.

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