Oncle Jeannot Quotes in First Name: Carmen (1983)

Oncle Jeannot: I know that if I stuffed my thumb into your ass while you counted to 33 C,D,E,F,G- I would get a fever.

Oncle Jeannot: Mao said: "Always keeps figures in your head." Mao's been forgotten these days. Yet he was a great cook. He fed all of China.

Oncle Jeannot: Young people are crazy! They have great memories, but they forget anything. They're in a black hole.

Oncle Jeannot: No matter where or when, the classics always work.

Oncle Jeannot: Kids today are scum! They haven't invented cigarettes or blue jeans. Nothing!

Oncle Jeannot: Nobody needs atomic bombs or plastic cups.