Dave Murphy Quotes in Rolling Kansas (2003)

Dave Murphy: Aw man, that garbage can was full of loaded diapers.

Kevin Haub: Baby's are cute, though.

Dave Murphy: [pause] Yeah they are.

Satin: What about you? What's your story?

Kevin Haub: I'm gay.

Satin: [uncomfortable silence] You think you're gay?

Kevin Haub: I think I'm gay. I think I like dudes. This old farmer guy asked me if I liked boys. You know it got me to thinking.

Blush: Anyone else in the car think they're gay?

Dinkadoo Murphy, Hunter Bullette, Dave Murphy, Dick Murphy: No.

Dinkadoo Murphy: Kevin, wh-what do you mean you think you're gay?

Kevin Haub: I do. I think I like dudes.

Dinkadoo Murphy: You clumsy Silverback, watch my FUCKIN' legs.

Dave Murphy: Nice one, foghorn. Why don't you just hurl your feces at the patrons?

Dick Murphy: Really Dink, you can't just holler out vulgarities like that, we are in the middle of the gosh darn Bible-belt here.

Dinkadoo Murphy: Whatever Dick, no one even noticed.

Dot the Waitress: We all hate you. Also, some enraged farmer has stolen your wheelchair.

Honey: So, what are you guys doing in Kansas?

Dave Murphy: World's

[pause]

Dave Murphy: largest corn silo.

Honey: Really? It's here in Kansas?

Dave Murphy: Oh yeah. We're gonna bungie that big fucker.