Dave Murphy Quotes in Rolling Kansas (2003)
Dave Murphy Quotes:
Dave Murphy: Aw man, that garbage can was full of loaded diapers.
Kevin Haub: Baby's are cute, though.
Dave Murphy: [pause] Yeah they are.
Satin: What about you? What's your story?
Kevin Haub: I'm gay.
Satin: [uncomfortable silence] You think you're gay?
Kevin Haub: I think I'm gay. I think I like dudes. This old farmer guy asked me if I liked boys. You know it got me to thinking.
Blush: Anyone else in the car think they're gay?
Dinkadoo Murphy, Hunter Bullette, Dave Murphy, Dick Murphy: No.
Dinkadoo Murphy: Kevin, wh-what do you mean you think you're gay?
Kevin Haub: I do. I think I like dudes.
Dinkadoo Murphy: You clumsy Silverback, watch my FUCKIN' legs.
Dave Murphy: Nice one, foghorn. Why don't you just hurl your feces at the patrons?
Dick Murphy: Really Dink, you can't just holler out vulgarities like that, we are in the middle of the gosh darn Bible-belt here.
Dinkadoo Murphy: Whatever Dick, no one even noticed.
Dot the Waitress: We all hate you. Also, some enraged farmer has stolen your wheelchair.
Honey: So, what are you guys doing in Kansas?
Dave Murphy: World's
Dave Murphy: largest corn silo.
Honey: Really? It's here in Kansas?
Dave Murphy: Oh yeah. We're gonna bungie that big fucker.
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