Old Guy Quotes in Faster (2010)

Old Guy: Smile for the camera!

Beavis: Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair. We've traveled, um, a hundred miles 'cause we thought we were gonna score. But now it's not gonna happen. Damn it!

Bus Driver: Hey, buddy, sit down.

Beavis: Shut up, ass-wipe! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score. It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old like these people... but they've probably scored!

Bus Driver: Hey, I'm warning you! SIT DOWN!

Beavis: [motioning to Martha] It's, like, this chick's a slut. And look at this guy. He's old, but he's probably scored a million times!

Old Guy: [nodding] Oh, yeah.

Beavis: But not us. We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!

Lamy Homo Greaser: Dad, I was swimming in a rainbow with millions of babies... and they was naked... and then all of the sudden I turned into a perfect smile!

Old guy: Put a rope around the son of a bitch!