Killer Quotes in Faster (2010)

Lily: [about new target] Who is he?

Killer: That's not a question I ever ask.

Carface: Killer, take Charlie out back for the big surprise.

Killer: Surprise? What surprise, boss?

Carface: The big...

[Does throat-slashing gesture]

Carface: ...surprise.

Killer: [pours a mess of ketchup on his sandwich like blood on his hand] Oh, you mean that surprise?

[Killer faints with his hand still up]

Carface: [taps ashes out of his cigar onto the sandwich] You moron.

Carface: Charlie's alive, and I know he's got the girl. Killer, this is strike two. You're out.

Killer: No, boss! I have one more strike, boss! Honest!

Killer: [on the phone] I don't know what they said; I only know that they met. What do you want me to do, kill 'em? if you want me to kill 'em, I'll kill 'em. I don't have to kill 'em, but I'd like to kill 'em... I killed Ashley Wentworth; another killing or two won't make a difference... It would make me happy... I'd like to kill 'em both... I think it'd be better if I kill 'em both... Well, let me kill just one then... Whichever one you want... Alright, I'll wait. But the minute you say kill 'em, I'll kill 'em. I'll love to kill 'em. It would give me immense pleasure.

Killer: A poison harms.

Stan: What?

Killer: A poison harms. It certainly does. You should know that - you've been poisoning yourself for years. Now that you've seen my work, I want some feedback. You and I both like the color blue, a pigment that was once quite precious. It's also the color of narcissism.

Killer: An artist never stops working. He's always gathering material, preparing a new study.

Parker: [into a phone] Hello? Hello?

Killer: [distorted voice] You're gonna die tonight.

Parker: [into the phone] Oh, really? Let's see... this call is coming from inside this house. Could it be... an urban legend? Am I right?

[pause]

Parker: Hello? Hey, don't get shy on me all of a sudden fuck-face. This is the one about the babysitter, right? She's getting those scary and harassing phone calls and when she traces them back, they are coming from inside the house. But asswipe, aren't you forgetting something? I'm not babysitting any kids!

Killer: [voice] Wrong legend! This is the one about the old lady who dries her wet dog in the microwave oven.

[Parker suddenly turns back and looks towards the microwave oven that he doesn't remember being on]

Patty: ...you making a movie?

Killer: Somethin' like that.

Killer: I hope he's dead, the bastard!

Frank Talby: You're going to hell, Turner. Find out down there!