Oil Rig Boss Quotes in Joe Dirt (2001)

Joe Dirt: Hey man, you done with that apple core?

Zeke: [farts] I'm done with that fart. You want that?

Joe Dirt: Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite.

Zeke: Yeah, you probably like JR you queer. I saw your bumper sticker: Cowboy's Butts Drive Me Nuts!

Joe Dirt: Is that right? You think that's queer? Is this queer?

[slapping muscles]

Joe Dirt: They're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies.

Zeke: You wanna back that up?

Joe Dirt: You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.

Zeke: That's it. You and me, let's go.

Joe Dirt: You know I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work.

Oil Rig Boss: Joe Dirt, your fired. Here's your week's pay.

Joe Dirt: Dang.