Zander Kelly Quotes in Joe Dirt (2001)

Zander Kelly: Bob Seger? Come on, back then you were listenin' to Leif Garrett. It was probably more like this...

[flashback to a young Joe Dirt dancing to a Leif Garrett song]

Joe Dirt: Hell no, man I don't listen to that crap! I'm a rocker, dude through and through. Here's my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep.

Zander Kelly: Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?

Zander Kelly: What's the story here, I'm a white trash idiot?

Zander Kelly: Don't you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe.

Zander Kelly: God Almighty, from inbred heaven? Hey freak boy, 1976 called. It wants its hairstyle back.

Zander Kelly: What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?