Buffalo Bob Quotes in Joe Dirt (2001)

Buffalo Bob: It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Joe Dirt: Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name, but people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am I?

Joe Dirt: [talking to Buffalo Bob] Hey to tell you the truth brother, between you and me, that thing with the dog is comin' off a little fruit-y. I mean that's just me talkin'. Hey, where's my supplies?

Buffalo Bob: [frustrated] Oh, for Christ's sake!

[Shoving down a basket]

Buffalo Bob: Here!

Joe Dirt: [squeal of delight] Wee, Auto Trader. Ooh August, I don't got this one.