Officer #2 Quotes in The Dream Team (1989)

Billy: Look, I don't think I'm Elvis, alright? I don't carry on conversations with my dog, I don't put on a dress and dance around Times Square.

Officer: Impressive credentials.

Billy: I just want you guys to believe me. They're two cops and they can come back at any tie.

Officer #2: Oh, a conspiracy. Is this the one with the ghost of Lee Harvey Oswald?

[Laughs]

Billy: Actually, I lied. Once I did put on a dress and dance around Times Square, but I was with Elvis. My dog told me to do it so you can't really blame me, can you?

Officer Hanson: Radio cheque two one L two three.

Officer #1: Two one L two three. I'm hearing strange noises from your car.

Officer #2: Likewise, twenty one, L. Is your mic open by any chance?

Officer #1: [repeating through megaphone] The one with the rifle shoots!

Officer #2: [handing out rifles] One out of two gets rifle.

Officer #1: The one without, follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!