Jack McDermott Quotes in The Dream Team (1989)

[Jack McDermott sits nude in his room and drinks red wine]

Jack McDermott: This is the body and blood of our savior, the Lord Jesus Christ. And a damned fine Beaujolais!

Jack McDermott: I am the Lord they God. Thou shalt not have strange gods before Me. Out of my way, asshole.

Jack McDermott: I don't want him next to me. He smells like tuna fish.

Dr. Verboven: Jack, Jesus Christ would never point a gun at another human being.

Jack McDermott: Stay out of my psychosis! Now get your ass in that van.

Henry: Dr. Newald's going to be very, very, very upset. I'm going to have to make a full report.

Jack McDermott: You're a sick man. It's a sickness of the soul.

[flips Henry the finger]

Jack McDermott: Put *this* in your report!

Albert: Foul ball!

Jack McDermott: What about dinner? Who's gonna get us our dinner?

Billy: "Who's gonna get us our..." aren't you the same guy who changed water into wine? Huh? J.C.? Ain't the son of God good for a burger in his town? You get us something!

Jack McDermott: That's not funny. You're a very disturbed young man.

Billy: Man you don't know how disturbed I am.