Dr. Weitzman Quotes in The Dream Team (1989)

Dr. Weitzman: There's about 65,000 seats up at that stadium. But I don't want you to get your hopes up, because they're all screwed down.

Henry: [Holds up the cupcake Albert had stolen] This is NOT okay.

Dr. Weitzman: What's that?

Henry: This is Brian's cupcake. Every day an innocent man is deprived of his dessertwhile we sit here and do nothing.

Billy: [sarcastically] Ooh, you could do some time for that, Big Al. Ooh! Brian's cupcake. Doc, I say we drag him outside and beat the shit out of him.

Dr. Weitzman: Guys, guys, Brian isn't complaining so let's just drop it, alright? Don't worry about the cupcake, Albert.

Dr. Weitzman: Hey Billy, we gotta go. Are you sure you can drive this thing?

Billy: Are you kidding? I finished second at Daytona.

Dr. Weitzman: Henry, the kitchen made us some brownies. I'd like you to be in charge of passing them out.

Henry: Okay,

[points to Jack]

Henry: but none for the bishop of bullshit.

Billy: Can we go now?

Dr. Weitzman: Billy, every week you get up and say, "Can we go now?" And every week I tell you we haven't heard from Albert yet.

Billy: Nobody's ever heard from Albert. I've had better conversations with cheese.

Dr. Weitzman: [Billy has thrown chairs about, including one into the window] Looks like one of our chairs tried to make a break for it, eh?

Jack: You told me you played for the New York Rangers.

Billy: Are you saying I didn't?

Dr. Weitzman: Attacking a referee on the ice doesn't make you a hockey player either.

Billy: That guy had no right to be an NHL referee!

Dr. Weitzman: Although it did get you into our little group, didn't it?

Billy: [about why he threw a chair through the window] I'm sorry. I just flashed back to 'Nam.

Dr. Weitzman: You never made it to Vietnam, Bill.

Henry: He's too violent for Vietnam.

Dr. Weitzman: Good, good. Next week we'll work on leaving all the rest of the pieces of paper in the world right where they are. You are gonna find out that chaos is O.K, Henry.

Billy: Chaos is great.