Nuts Quotes in The Slammin' Salmon (2009)
Nuts Quotes:
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Dave: Why do they call you Nuts?
Nuts: Because I'm crazy.
Dave: You don't look crazy.
Nuts: Oh I'm insane. You should see me without my meds. My last job, didn't take my meds one day... an hour later, I was walking around naked with peanut butter in my hair, telling people my name was Zongo. I delivered an old lady a cup of hot water with my balls in it.
Dave: [laughs nervously] Talk about your Red Zinger.
Nuts: Yeah, but I don't remember any of it. My balls were red though.
[thinks, chuckles]
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Nuts: Hey noodledicks! These guys just ordered 4 rounds of premium tequila! Now are you gonna sit by and watch while these guys make you look like fucking pussies?
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Guy: What'd you do last night, playboy?
Nuts: I too had a wild night. I made sweet, hot love to an orangutan.
Guy: Really? What'd that smell like?
Nuts: Bananas mostly.
[pauses]
Nuts: Guy, I'm pulling your leg, I did not fuck an orangutan last night.
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Connor: [to the bartender] This is for a pissed off movie star so give it some balls. Yeah that's it!
Nuts: Hola diablo blancos! Zongo like vodka!
-- Nuts
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