Bart Tatlock Quotes in Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)

Bart Tatlock: The city is being sued for a damaged coccyx.

Larry: [laughing]

Bart Tatlock: You think this is funny?

Larry: No. I am crying on the inside, okay.

Bart Tatlock: Butlin!

Amy Butlin: You called me in, sir?

Larry: You gotta be kiddin' me. First I lose my promotion to the pissed off crippled feller that's only been here three weeks and now you expect me, a man of my tenure, to work with a dadgum boy?

Amy Butlin: I'm Amy... Butlin.

Larry: So your parents gave you a girly name to toughen you up? I like that.

Amy Butlin: I've been, uh, very eager to be part of a collaboration ever since I graduated from the academy, I really want to get out on the field and prop...

Larry: [farts loudly, interrupts Butlin, waves his hand to make sure the fart goes away and reaches for Butlin's hand, farts again]

Larry: [to Butlin] You ever fart so loud your back cracks?

[laughs]

Larry: Oh man, I gotta get out of here. Lord Jesus and Dale Earnheardt, Jr, I'm a dadgum tickin' time bomb!

Amy Butlin: That's my partner? Seriously?