The John Quotes in The Slammin' Salmon (2009)

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The John Quotes:

  • The John: I am gonna stuff it in your ass tonight.

    The Escort: Whoa, that's gonna be an extra fifty bucks.

    The John: That's okay, shellfish makes me horny.

    The Escort: Good, 'cause I got crabs.

    The John: [scratches beard] Who doesn't?

    Guy: Excuse me, sir?

    [presents bottle of champagne]

    Guy: Compliments of the house.

    [customers cheer and applaud]

    The John: [looking around] What is this, some kind of hidden camera thing? Are you miked?

    The Escort: [taking offense] Are you miked?

    The John: [addresses customers] I was just kidding about the anal.

    [customers gasp]

    The John: I was just bored at the hotel. I was looking for something to do with my cock. Perfectly natch. Come on, take a look at her, you wouldn't kick in that back door?

    The Escort: I'm not ashamed.

    The John: Fuck this!

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