The John Quotes in The Slammin' Salmon (2009)
The John Quotes:
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The John: I am gonna stuff it in your ass tonight.
The Escort: Whoa, that's gonna be an extra fifty bucks.
The John: That's okay, shellfish makes me horny.
The Escort: Good, 'cause I got crabs.
The John: [scratches beard] Who doesn't?
Guy: Excuse me, sir?
[presents bottle of champagne]
Guy: Compliments of the house.
[customers cheer and applaud]
The John: [looking around] What is this, some kind of hidden camera thing? Are you miked?
The Escort: [taking offense] Are you miked?
The John: [addresses customers] I was just kidding about the anal.
[customers gasp]
The John: I was just bored at the hotel. I was looking for something to do with my cock. Perfectly natch. Come on, take a look at her, you wouldn't kick in that back door?
The Escort: I'm not ashamed.
The John: Fuck this!
-- The John
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