Amy Butlin Quotes in Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)

Amy Butlin: Larry, when are you gonna inspect your own health? We can't lose you to this. Last year, 2000, we lost your Momma and Poppa to that gravy injection tragedy. I don't want to lose you in the year 2001!

Larry: It's alright honeysuckle. I will be a-okay, and then we will all be together once again, and maybe I'll install some cable. I am still doing the annual gravy injection this year, I gotta support my departed folks, you understand.

Dex Phartzhorny: Larry, bad news. President Wang has got a couple terrorists on the line. They're talking about an attack in NYC in September this year, and they need you to disguise yourself as a health inspector to get on a flight and take down the terrorist first.

Larry: Them yankees are too busy sucking on their coffees and looking at their cellphones to get serious about our freedoms, man, and I will give them terrorist taliban son's of bitches what for! Nobody messes with the U.S.A! Hey terrorists, tonight the cable is free!

Amy Butlin: Damn it, I am a woman. I have breasts! They may not be especially large, but they're perky, and my nipples could cut glass!

Larry: Ms. Macechelli was dilling his pickle

Jane Whitley: Dilling his pickle?

Larry: Chucking his corn.

Amy Butlin: Chucking his corn?

Larry: Trimming his tree.

Jane Whitley: Trimming his tree?

Larry: Branching his limb.

Amy Butlin: Branching his limb?

Larry: Oh, I can do this all day.

Larry: You're not gonna believe this, but there's a snow cone vendor out there not wearing a bra.

Amy Butlin: Is that a violation?

Larry: No, but it makes me want to get a snow cone.

Bart Tatlock: Butlin!

Amy Butlin: You called me in, sir?

Larry: You gotta be kiddin' me. First I lose my promotion to the pissed off crippled feller that's only been here three weeks and now you expect me, a man of my tenure, to work with a dadgum boy?

Amy Butlin: I'm Amy... Butlin.

Larry: So your parents gave you a girly name to toughen you up? I like that.

Amy Butlin: I've been, uh, very eager to be part of a collaboration ever since I graduated from the academy, I really want to get out on the field and prop...

Larry: [farts loudly, interrupts Butlin, waves his hand to make sure the fart goes away and reaches for Butlin's hand, farts again]

Larry: [to Butlin] You ever fart so loud your back cracks?

[laughs]

Larry: Oh man, I gotta get out of here. Lord Jesus and Dale Earnheardt, Jr, I'm a dadgum tickin' time bomb!

Amy Butlin: That's my partner? Seriously?