Ned Freedman Quotes in 17 Again (2009)

[from trailer]

Ned Freedman: What are you eating?

Mike O' Donnell: I don't even know, all I know is that I'm hungry...

[squrits Cheez-Whiz into his mouth]

Mike O' Donnell: ... *all* the time.

Mike O' Donnell: [after being transformed] Come on, man! Don't you ever wanna go back and do high school again?

Ned Freedman: No. I'm rich and no one has shoved my head in a toilet today!

Ned Freedman: I think our hands just made a baby.

Ned Freedman: It's a classic transformation story. Are you now or have you ever been a Norse God, Vampire, or Time Traveling Cyborg?

Mike O' Donnell: I have know you since what, first grade? I think that maybe I would have told you!

Ned Freedman: Vampire wouldn't tell, Cyborg wouldn't know.

Ned Freedman: You look like a douche.

Mike O'Donnell: I do not look like a *douche*.

Guy from School: [in background referring to Mike O'Donnell] What a douche.

Mike O' Donnell: [When Ned finds young Mike in his house, and thinking its an intruder they end up fighting with light sabers] . It's me, Mike O'Donnell, your best friend.

Mike O' Donnell: [Trying to prove that It's him] . You have an undescended testicle.

Ned Freedman: Googlable.

Mike O' Donnell: You helped me cheat on a math test, but I got caught.

Ned Freedman: Public records.

Mike O' Donnell: You asked Princess Leia to Junior Prom.

Ned Freedman: Covered by the local news.

Ned Freedman: Soooo, what did we learn in school today?

Mike O' Donnell: That I'm a bad dad.

Ned Freedman: I got you a little present. Don't worry about the cost.

Mike O'Donnell: [opens small box] Oh. A whistle.

Ned Freedman: Don't blow it. Play big!

Principal Jane Masterson: You can plunder my dungeon anytime.

Ned Freedman: I'll bring my longbow.

Ned Freedman: We have to go shopping, your shirt is bedazzled.

Mike O' Donnell: Bedazzled with rhinestones!

Ned Freedman: Okay, that's not safe or sanitary. That's your can now. We'll label it like that.