Mr. Thompson Quotes in Bachelor Party (1984)

Mr. Thompson: Rick, let's cut through the B.S.

Rick Gassko: I'd like that.

Mr. Thompson: I think you're an asshole.

Mr. Thompson: [tied up and gagged] MMF MFF MFFFFF MFFF!

Rick Gassko: He says he's having a wonderful time and he's thinking of changing his name to Spike.

Mr. Thompson: [giving a toast] Now when Molly told me that she was going to marry Carl, I said "Who?" She said "Daddy, he works for you." I said, "Honey, I've got 1,200 employees nationwide." But then, I started to worry. Maybe he was some young buck trying to push me aside, grab the reins of my company.

[smiles]

Mr. Thompson: And then I met Carl, sitting in cubicle 26. And I said, "You know, I like my chances."

Carl Peterson: You gonna hit me with that thing? Come on I dare you!

[Thompson knocks him out with a candlestick]

Molly Peterson: Dad!

Mr. Thompson: He dared me.

Molly Peterson: Dad, I'm going to ask you something and remember, you've never lied to me before. Do you ever really want my marriage to work?

Mr. Thompson: That's a really complicated question, Molly.

Molly Peterson: No. Actually, it's not.