Principal Jane Masterson Quotes in 17 Again (2009)

Ned Gold: I can't act normal.

Principal Jane Masterson: Clearly.

Ned Gold: I'm just trying to impress you. I don't come to places like this. I'm a dork. I'm the kind of person who spends $10,000 on Gandalf the Grey's quarterstaff from the Two Towers.

Principal Jane Masterson: Yes that does make you a dork. Especially since Gandalf the Grey only appears in Fellowship. He returns in Two Towers as Gandalf the White.

Principal Jane Masterson: Are you peacocking?

Principal Jane Masterson: [Meeting principal Masterson for the first time] Hello...

Ned Gold: Hi... hello.

Principal Jane Masterson: [Ned won't let go of principal Masterson's hand] uhmm... I think we're good here.

Ned Gold: I think our hands just made a baby.

Mike O' Donnell: Excuse my dad, he's not used to talking... to attractive women.

Principal Jane Masterson: Well. thank you...

Mike O' Donnell: Mark...

Principal Jane Masterson: For that flattering yet inappropriate comment.

Ned Gold: Before we get started i think you should know that mark's a bastard.

Principal Jane Masterson: Excuse me?

Ned Gold: I had him out of wedlock so I'm single... and very rich.

Principal Jane Masterson: You can plunder my dungeon anytime.

Ned Freedman: I'll bring my longbow.

Ned Gold: [speaking Elvish] So how's your salad?

Principal Jane Masterson: [speaking Elvish] Good, the arugula is really fresh. So, how did you learn to speak Elvish?

Ned Gold: The Learning Annex.