National Guard Captain Quotes in Schlock (1973)

National Guard Captain: Well, looks like the guns got him.

Professor Shlibovitz: No... 'Twas beauty killed the beast.

Detective: [long beat] What's *wrong* with you?

National Guard Captain: You Wino?

Detective: Detective Sergeant Wino.

National Guard Captain: Yeah, okay. Where are the kids? What are they doing? Burning their draft cards? Huh? Rioting? Wearing that damn long hair? That's what really grinds me, that long hair.

Detective: Say, aren't you the barber from down on 3rd Street?

National Guard Captain: Yeah, that's right. You need a trim!

Detective: I was thinking of cutting my sideburns...

National Guard Captain: Yeah, we can style them. Why don't you come in and have a shampoo too? Say about four o'clock Monday, huh?

Detective: Monday's no good. How about Wednesday?

Cal: Can't you guys discuss the haircuts later? That thing's got Mindy!

National Guard Captain: Yeah, speaking of haircuts, ya punk...

National Guard Captain: [Schlock has kidnapped Mindy and is holding her in his arms] All right, men, let him have it!

Cal: No, hold it! You can't shoot while that thing's got Mindy!

National Guard Captain: Why not?