Professor Shlibovitz Quotes in Schlock (1973)

National Guard Captain: Well, looks like the guns got him.

Professor Shlibovitz: No... 'Twas beauty killed the beast.

Detective: [long beat] What's *wrong* with you?

Joe Putzman: But surely, Professor Shlibovitz...

Professor Shlibovitz: No, that's Professor Shirley Shlibovitz. A strange quirk of my mother's.

[after Professor Shlibovitz puts a piece of metal tubing over his head]

Joe Putzman: Excuse me once again, Professor. What is the purpose of that peculiar headgear?

Professor Shlibovitz: This particular helmet was designed by Dr. Heywood Floyd Jerome of the Acme Research Group.

Joe Putzman: Well, yes, I see, but why is it you're wearing it?

Professor Shlibovitz: I have no idea.